A very short and stupid fic inspired by tonight's episode.

Title: Gift
Pairing: Maybe Jez/James
Rating:  Teen-ish for sexual reference
Word count: 104
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Title: Something in the air.
Pairing: Soon-to-be (maybe) OT3
Rating:  PG
Word count: 163
Disclaimer: This story is entirely fictional and is in no way intended as a comment on the real people whose public personae have been misappropriated thus. If they do read this for some perverse reason then I hope they have a laugh.
Notes: Jeremy wants it all.

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Woo, angst. To celebrate my first TG fic in a year and a half.

Title: Gunshy
Pairing: Angsty OT3
Rating: Teen for angst, sexual references and swearing.
Word count: 304
Disclaimer: This story is entirely fictional and is in no way intended as a comment on the real people whose public personae have been misappropriated thus. If they do read this for ( Read more... )

Title: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pairing: Gen (but secretly it's OT3)
Rating: 12-ish for some mild language and worrying ideas.
Word count: 369
Disclaimer: This story is entirely fictional and is in no way intended as a comment on the real people whose public personae have been misappropriated thus. If they do read this for some perverse ( Read more... )

Title: Andy's punishment.
Pairing: Richard/Top Gear Dog, James/Fusker.
Rating: 12-ish for some mild language and worrying cracky concepts.
Word count: 1573
Disclaimer: This story is entirely fictional and is in no way intended as a comment on the real people whose public personae have been misappropriated thus. If they do read this for some perverse ( Read more... )

Title: The one you're with.
Pairing: Richard/James, Richard/Jeremy, James/Jeremy.
Rating: 15? Contains frottage and a couple of offensive words.
Word count: 818.
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Title: Full speed ahead.
Pairing: Jeremy/Andy, Jeremy/Bugatti, James/Bugatti.
Rating: 12-ish.
Word count: 670
Disclaimer: This story is entirely fictional and is in no way intended as a comment on the real people whose public personae have been misappropriated thus. If they do read this for some perverse reason then I hope they have a laugh.
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Title: Something old and something new.
Pairing: Jeremy/Richard, only not really?
Rating: PG, contains clingfilm.
Word count: 392.
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This is all Mycenaenqueen's fault. She posted a faun!fic in TGcrack and I liked the idea so much I had to have a play with the idea too.

Title: Debussy.
Rating:  PG-13, slight slashiness but not explicit
Genre:  faun!fic
Pairing: OT3
Warning: pretention ahead.
Fandoms: Top Gear.
Summary: James just wants to play his flute.
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Title: Girls girls girls.
Rating:  PG-ish again
Genre:  Gender-switch crack.
Pairing: OT3
Warning: Femme-slash and possible normal slash.
Fandoms: Top Gear.
Summary: The bitter end.
Disclaimer: Everything inside the cut is the product of my possibly deviant imagination. It has no bearing on real events and is not intended to be taken as such.

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